cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
(via wheelchairsex)
Can the only people I catch feelings for in this country be people I already fucking know so I don’t get as disappointed?
Because I’m getting really tired of this shit.
This has been the most amazing news cycle ever.
Why can’t I just meet someone cute and intelligent who hates humanity as much as I do that can hold a conversation and isn’t cocky ignorant or obnoxious and also thinks I’m cute? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
Yes…? Okay.
I was going to say you did last August, but then I remembered I’m either cocky or obnoxious fairly often
I’m really good at flirting with people when I’m not interested in them
i’m really good at coming on too strong w/ people i am interested in and creeping them out
(via j-ust-keep-swimming)
I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE GIRLS AND CRY ON THEM AND I AM SO SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED AND ANGRY ABOUT EVERYTHING: a novel by Natalia Lenington
oh…
I read that I a Gabe Shutt voice
lololol this one time wyatt was like hey gabe the librarys open and he was like oh SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
great, now i’m just going to start imagining everything in a gabe shutt voice
I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE GIRLS AND CRY ON THEM AND I AM SO SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED AND ANGRY ABOUT EVERYTHING: a novel by Natalia Lenington
oh talia<3
The sequel is IF I DON’T GET A GIRLFRIEND SOON I WILL STAB INNOCENT PEOPLE
can I get a signed copy
can I get five signed copies
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
(Source: caffeineandcartridges, via tastethespectrum)